Total Medals Earned: 121 (From 23 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,965 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/325 points)
Finish the three tutorial levels
Play and finish 5 different custom levels
Create your own level (must add at least five objects)
Rate 5 custom levels
Fire your cannon 250 times
Finish all levels
Fire three 100% shots in a row
Earn gold ranking on level 2 by only firing one ball
Clear level 15 with a ball that does not touch walls or floor
Earn at least silver rank on all levels
Earn gold rank on all levels
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 6/12 (225/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/130 points)
Beat the game and get the normal ending.
Get the best ending using the secret unlocked in 'The Jar Does Nothing!'
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Get the best ending using the secret unlocked in 'Promise Kept'
Beat the game and get the best ending.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (125/375 points)
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/20 points)
Complete all levels
Try to chat with Chuck Norris
Play on user level
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)